Kola Kommandos is a comic strip by Steve Parkhouse and Anthony Williams. It was published in 2000 AD progs 780 to 794, in 1992, and is probably one of the least memorable strips 2000 AD ever ran and certainly the worst thing Parkhouse ever wrote. The only particularly notable characters are two absurd spoof superheroes, Captain Cholesterol and the Lo-Fat Kid, who serve no purpose in the story whatsoever. OK Kola employee Hector Doldrum is certainly at least very aptly named, though.
Pictured is Williams' cover for prog 785.