Aaron A. Aardvark: "My name used to be Eric Plunket. I — I changed it to be first in the vid-phone book!"
Judge Caligula: "That is your good luck, citizen. It means you have the honour of being executed first. Congratulations — and goodbye!" 2000 AD prog 95.
Aaron A. Aardvark: "I changed my name. Your family won't look down on me anymore. I'll be first on the vid-list. I'll be the first on any list in this city. I'm going to make you an honest woman, Meg." Judge Dredd Megazine #382.