Police officer: "Stand aside, woman! This is man's business!"
Jim DiGriz (thinking): "Oh, dear. If only he hadn't said that... I mean he could have said, 'Excuse me, madam. I wish to shoot your husband.' Then Angelina wouldn't have broken any bones."
Police officer: "NOOOOOO! AAAAH!" *sound of bone snapping* 2000 AD prog 394.