Simon: "Please pleaseplease! Say the line. Pleeeeaaase...?"
Sam: "*sigh*... 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'"
Simon: "You are the perfect woman." 2000 AD prog 1826.
Simon: "Cthulhus! Thousands of them!" 2000 AD prog 1918.
Rufus: "Aw, you've not lost another bird, have you, mate?" 2000 AD prog 1921.
Sam: "Are you ever going to grow up? No, wait -- stupid question. I've seen your dollies."
Simon: "For the last time they're not dollies! They're collectable action figures!" 2000 AD prog 1923.
Sam: "You think I should give that a second chance? Seriously?"
Sam's doppelgänger: "He seems like a decent bloke. A lot better — if your experiences in your universe are anything like mine — than most of our past dating adventures. Look, I'm not talking romance of the century. Just try being a little nicer to him." 2000 AD prog 1975.
Simon (to Sam): "Go! I'll fight them off while you get out of here!" 2000 AD prog 1976.
Sam: "You know, you're really a lot smarter than you let on..." 2000 AD prog 1981.